Episodes

Thursday Nov 28, 2019
Episode 43: the Special Season Finale of WTBI
Thursday Nov 28, 2019
Thursday Nov 28, 2019
Episode 43: the Special Season Finale of WTBI
In a very special episode of WTBI, John, Kelsey, and Mark mourn the loss of their fallen friend, Jarrett. What happened? Where will our intrepid heroes go from here? Find out in the season finale of WTBI, this Friday at 5pm.
JK! We are Jarrett-less but he is not dead. And this is not the season finale. UNLESS! No. It’s not.
In this episode, John makes a delicious spin on marshmallows, Kelsey utilizes valuable z-direction space, and Mark invents an umami-ly amazing new sport. Also in this episode: a genetically modified hand massager, a new superhero franchise, the Man Nipple, a finale-only television series, and an orange that just won’t roll.

Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Episode 42: If the Lord Wills it, the Thames Will Stay as it is!
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
Wednesday Nov 13, 2019
You know, that classic British saying. We channel some… let’s call it avant garde energy in this episode where John invents a soap that will tell you your personality, Mark invents a way to prevent that gross wet shower curtain feel, and Jarrett and Kelsey tag-team a magical story-telling bubble wand.
Also in this episode: zipper crowd, extend lace, a nonstick pan with peel-able layers, gum-baid, Mark’s pet dog, Severus the big red, 3-headed dog, and a service that will send you snakes if you aren’t grateful enough to your parents.

Sunday Oct 27, 2019
Sunday Oct 27, 2019
Is this episode late? Yes. But listen, it’s not my fault, I had a bit of a boy in the walls situation. A very strange haunting, with lots of Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew.
ANYWAYS in this episode, John invents a new Hot Pocket, Jarrett figures out where his friends are, Kelsey posits mooning as the newest form of expression, and Mark solves a common city problem in the most terrifying way.
Also in this episode: 3D Etch-a-Sketch, a ~spoopy~ ghost problem, a translator to understand THE YOUTHS, a convenient way to tell Brenda you got beef with her taking your shorts, a panic-obliterating gum jabbar, and a halloween-only streaming service.

Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
Magic Mike 3: Because of All the Hot Dudes
Wednesday Oct 02, 2019
Wednesday Oct 02, 2019

Wednesday Sep 18, 2019
WTBI 39: We Got That Good Horn Energy, My Dude
Wednesday Sep 18, 2019
Wednesday Sep 18, 2019
🎶 guess who's back 🎶 back again 🎶 WTBI is back 🎶 tell your friends
So we took a bit of break, okay, Comrade Question? Geez. Lay off us. But also listen to the episode. Why? Because: Kelsey creates a monstrous sidewalk, Mark solves your avocado problem, John makes you smell 'RUL nice, and Jarrett creates the SYNCHRONICITY to sync all your streaming services.
Also in this episode: real life Katamari Damacy, cars for Uber, cast poison, and a heist planning group activity.

Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
WTBI 38: Just Keep Your Bottom Dollar Clean
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
...if you're confused by what that means, that makes two of us! Join us in this episode, where Jarrett finds himself in a gold rush town, Mark creates a pan whose handle never gets hot (and solves global warming in the process), John discovers Michael Phelp's secret identity, and Kelsey sticks an afternoon bear on Jarrett.

Wednesday Jul 24, 2019
WTBI 37: Ride A Cock-Horse to Banbury Cross
Wednesday Jul 24, 2019
Wednesday Jul 24, 2019

Wednesday Jul 10, 2019
WTBI 36: Stand In Defiance Of God And Fire Your Gun Into The Heavens
Wednesday Jul 10, 2019
Wednesday Jul 10, 2019

Wednesday Jun 26, 2019
WTBI 35: Dad Boundary
Wednesday Jun 26, 2019
Wednesday Jun 26, 2019

Wednesday Jun 12, 2019
WTBI 34: Miquid Mumber
Wednesday Jun 12, 2019
Wednesday Jun 12, 2019
This one, I just... It's a lot. Prepare yourselves. And for the love of God, do not touch the Miquid Mumber.