Episodes

Wednesday May 29, 2019
WTBI 33: Viscous Flight
Wednesday May 29, 2019
Wednesday May 29, 2019

Wednesday May 15, 2019
Best Of WTBI - Vol. 1
Wednesday May 15, 2019
Wednesday May 15, 2019
Howdy Folks! Welcome to our first ever 'Best Of' episode. Come time travel with us into our deep, dark, podcasting past, where we didn't know how to properly set up a microphone. Sorry about that.
In this episode: Kelsey cuts everyone up, John gets possessed, Jarrett brings us into the future and Mark saves/ruins the podcast.

Wednesday May 01, 2019
WTBI 32: Bird Squirter
Wednesday May 01, 2019
Wednesday May 01, 2019

Wednesday Apr 17, 2019
WTBI 31: Blood Ball
Wednesday Apr 17, 2019
Wednesday Apr 17, 2019
Howdy! Welcome back to what was definitely the next, chronologically recorded session from the kind folks at WTBI. Definitely no episodes were lost or otherwise thrown away or are in some kind of Man in the Iron Mask - type situation.
ANYWAY Kelsey is back, complete with her PhD and she absolutely blows the lid off of home design handwear, John remasters a Nintendo classic, Jarrett invents the only exercise product that has ever sounded appealing, and Mark creates *yet another* product that will never, ever pass safety testing.

Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
WTBI 30: The Great British Puddin'
Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
The Boyz are back! Join us as Kelsey finalizes her doctor-dom for a very special episode of WTBI. Jarrett does his best Paul Hollywood impression, Mark ponders the Silence of the Frogs, and John takes Virtual Reality to the next level: Actual Reality.
Also in this episode: roundhouse school, moon hooch, cannon toothbrush, FigMints of imagination, and a SELF SAUCIN' PUDD, 'INNIT.
Also: wampawampawampawampa

Wednesday Mar 20, 2019
WTBI 29: Paper Brother
Wednesday Mar 20, 2019
Wednesday Mar 20, 2019

Wednesday Mar 06, 2019
WTBI 28: The Lost Bits
Wednesday Mar 06, 2019
Wednesday Mar 06, 2019
Well it finally happened everyone. The WTBI servers have crashed. Initial reports tell us that the servers were "overloaded with comedy" and just couldn't handle it. As our technicians work diligently to fix them, we bring you this weeks episode - a compilation of bits edited out of previous episodes. Reasons include 1) too raunchy, 2) too sexy, and 3) too sticky. We assure you that we will have our servers back up and running in time for the next episode.
In the meantime, enjoy.
Included in this episode: The Big Situation, Hiccup Gum, Cardi B Menopause, Linked In, Pest Doll, Size Wizard, Elevated train but with cars but definitely not a highway, He Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest

Wednesday Feb 20, 2019
WTBI 27: The Big Butter
Wednesday Feb 20, 2019
Wednesday Feb 20, 2019
Lordy Lordy. Warning: Today's episode is filled with what many writers of this description would call "An overwhelming amount of science." There is talk of tastants and receptors, of binding kinetics and phenol. This episode has it all.
Also, John tells us about his growing business Dice Dungeons and Mark tells us about his business - Cyrano. We figure out what G.R.A.M Crackers are and decide to test our bonds of friendship by discussing more grammatical issues. Jarrett proposes a way to prevent brain freeze and Mark gives the blueprints for a device to help Jarrett with his back itch. Hint: It involves not one, but Two Chairs. Lastly, Kelsey remains and unrecognized genius.
Also in this episode: Brief Brothers and Nacho Bed.

Wednesday Feb 06, 2019
WTBI 26: Our Horrible Dream Eaters
Wednesday Feb 06, 2019
Wednesday Feb 06, 2019
Prepare yourself for the least accessible intro you've ever heard. On today's episode, WTBI provides what seems to be a tenuous understanding of colloidal suspensions and makes plans to build the world's greatest jello wall. John solves all of your smelly trashcan problems with Trashdog the living trashcan and Jarrett pitches The Spaghetti and Meet Ball - the messiest way to give back to your community. Finally, the gang brainstorms on our first ever return-listener submitted idea from The Carbonator (first appearance: WTBI Episode 7). Spoiler Alert. We Nail It.
Also featured in this episode: Rub Hub, Hot Box - Definitely Not a Bomb, Heavy Water Weights, Pick Pocket - it all comes out in the wash, Top Hat - We've got some tricks up our sleeve, Puzzle Scissors, and Cap Soup.
See you next time, all you Yim Yammers.
Worm Yimmers?
Yim Warmers?

Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
WTBI 25: Go Park Yourself
Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
Why hello there! Come on over here and sit a spell, why don't you? Have you ever heard the tale of Johnny Flaxseed?
Well get fucking ready.
Also in this episode: Steak-cation, The Nice Holiday and the sex number, Alumiyum, Basically just Sham-wow, Gnome Defense Force - There's Safety in Numbers, The World Fair, Kiss Clock.