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WTBI 24: Slinkums

Hey out here to all you cool WTBI cats. This week, we’ve got some sweet new ideas rolling in over the radio waves. We discuss Live Meming, a kitchen pan thermometer to revolutionize your candy making process, A handy dandy attachment for your Alexa, and round it all out with a good old fashion discussion of What Matters. Oh and dont forget TrukeyBall!(tm)

 

Also discussed in this episode: Buscloni, Just My Luck, Step into the Lime Light, Fabulous Scan, and Grown Wrench.

WTBI Bonus: A Christmas Carol (Sort of)

A special gift from us to you, listener.

 

Enjoy!

 

WTBI 23: A Very Merry WTBI Christmas

During the time of holiday cheer, the WTBI family would like to extend a warm season’s greetings to you and yours. We have prepared many surprises for you in this - our first christmastime episode. Enjoy our performance of Mark’s reading of The Night Before Podcast and our sweet-ass cover of your favorite Christmas tunes. 

If you’re still trying to decide what to gift your loved ones, first of all, you really did wait until the last minute didnt you? Maybe you’ll learn your lesson for next year. No judgement. We just dont think you care very much and you might be kind of a bad person. 

 

Anyway, enjoy these new products and services from WTBI! Need stocking stuffers? Try aRATnids (for kids!), forgot to make something for the office holiday party? Dont worry. You got this with I Totally Bought This. Also in this episode: He has Resin, Iron Man Shoes, Jarrett asks for a better table, Mark asks for a better gift exchange, Kelsey asks for a place to put all her stickers, and John asks for the gods to reincarnate Pappy.

 

Happy Holidays!

WTBI 22: Two Satellites

This week on WTBI, join our esteemed host Mike, Sean, Kelly, and Jorbin for a fun filled adventure through a world of fanciful ideas. Kelly proposes Blade Gluggins - the smelly bad light. Tired black and white clips of you overreacting and making a mess in your kitchen by measuring into different cups and bowls? try The PourRing - new from WTBI! And stick around as Sean pitches the greatest scifi thriller since Interstellar - starring Justin Long and Nicholas Cage: Justin the Nick of Time. Finally we wrap it up with WonderSpecs - for the kid in your heart. Not to be confused with WunderSex - also for the kid in your heart? It’s unclear. But both products are trademarked by WTBI. 

 

Also included in this episode: iPatch, xGift, Friend Whistle, the Synchronization Phantom, and The NewMagnet Tube System.

 

WTBI 21: All Hail The Turkey King!

This is an Official Notice from WTBI headquarters that WTBI would like to wish you a Happy but non legally binding Thanksgiving.

This week WTBI has prepared for you: The Thanksgiving Slime - the new solution to post meal cleanup and The Turkey Club - the hottest new dance scene for Thanksgiving Eve ragers - also a sandwich. Jarrett proposes the Hot Rod (TM) to perfectly cook your turkey. John pitches Dough Pro - a satisfying office breakfast alternative. We workshop The Nutshell: In a Nutshell: Save your nuts, and finally, we discuss the very sad official tournament rules for Strip Magic.

Also discussed in this episode: Cordmaid.com, Top Turkey, Turkey Blow, Bescalate it!, Say Baby, Jive, Turkey Wash, and Love Rake (Kind of?).

WTBI 20: Potato Glorp

Do you believe in magic? Join us this week at WTBI headquarters where we initiate our plan to make magic real. We create Psych Up, the solution to your pre-date jitters. We defend your right to have Hot Knives. We design a new retail system where you can play it safe or let it ride. And who can forget about Gustar!

Also mentioned in this episode: Umbrella Drones, new and improved  fingernails clippers, Dry Language, Snore Pen, and Party Plow.

PS: Kelsey is the true genius. 

WTBI 19: The Vocal Fold's Halloween Spooktacular

*Ghost Voice* - Prepare for a scare in today's Spooktacular episode. Mark has prepared a new haunting intro for you all. John has prepared a terrifying new take on the murder mystery dinner party in the form of Stake Dinner (TM). Jarrett proposes a spookalicious syrup to negate the effects of asparagus on your pee. And Kelsey pitches WTBI's newest hair-raising hit television series - Teeth. And perhaps scariest of all, we discover that two members of the podcast pronounce the word "Buffet" like craAaAAaaAzy people.

Also featured in this episode: The rules of improv, The Always Pumpkin, Winnie the Pooh - in terms of fashion, End of the Rainbow Honey, Satisfied Tie, and Squash Pin.

Happy Halloween!

WTBI 18: Slam Mist!

This week our intrepid explorers (Mark, Jarrett, John, and Kelsey) discover Skin Budz (TM) - the most effective and disturbing solution to in-meeting boredom, Cutie-cle (TM) - the most effective and distrubing solution to cleaning delicate cookwear, and Singular.com (TM) - the one of a kind online store for one of a kind online products. Jarrett also pitches an idea for quieter snacks and Mark takes us on some kind of weird LSD driven trip down to the molecular level of the potato chip. John goes 100% Corpo and Kelsey proposes Trelace (TM) - a great way to get the word out about your success in life without being perceived as a braggart. Then we wrap it up by blasting off in a very british fashion.

WTBI 17: haxx

John couldn't make it to this recording. But don't worry. He's definitely for sure alive. Also,  Mark, Kelsey, and Jarrett have got you covered. This week we bring Boulder Shoulders - the intimidating suit implants designed to solve problems of being rudely interuptted when speaking. We also discuss food halls, a new brand of pet doors called Scooch, Rub Flavor - the customizable rub enhancing system, and we do our best to get Scott off. For free!

WTBI 16: Bl.org

Today's episode is brought to you by Long Distance Boomerangs, Lyzurp, and Adultables. Hosts Mark, Jarrett, John, and Kelsey explore the vast chasms of their collective creativity and discover Jigdala - the last jigsaw puzzle you'll ever need, Train Linens - the last sheets you'll ever want, and the Uppity Squirrel Trap - the last trap that boujee-ass squirrel will step into. 

Enjoy!